Confessions
Monday, May 26, 2008 by Nakeel
Taking the Cue from HalfnHalf.
Cruelest thing I have ever done(so far)
When I was in high school forth form third term, the new head girl who was named made the headmistress punish us after she said we screamed following a black out. We spend four days out of class staging a sit in at the field. Finally the BOG and education officers came we cased and the next day were punished to carry 10 buckets of sand from the river.
I strategized with the crew. We took sand went to the dining hall when the form ones were cleaning the tables took all the left overs and added water to the mix and poured it on her bed when she was in for preps.
One thing I have ever done that I regret.
Not of I think of.
One thing I have ever done that was wrong but didn’t regret
See cruelest thing.
Best revenge I ever had
My Ex started dogging on me then the chic called me to ask who I was to him. I told her we meet and talk when we met she realized how hurt we both were and embarked on a mission to finish him. So one day he called and told me how he had missed me and asked me to go and see him. I knew the time was ripe so called on the other chic and we set our mission. When I arrived at his place I acted very normal wait till the time of getting mushy mushy the chic just stormed in and we both greeted each other like sisters then laughed at him and after few manenos we both left and went out. The chic felled for my brother only for my Ex to see them one day at a club having good time.
Worst fantasy
I fantasize bad things happening to people who have deeply wronged me. I fantasize that one gets knocked down by a car and die on the spot or meeting a thief who shoots them on the face. I fantasize them meeting the warlords who chop their hands and legs slowly by slowly.
Worst lie I ever told
My cousins and I wanted to go and watch the cinema mtaani and my father could not allow it. Especially at night. So because we were all choir members we said there was a special prayer meeting for youths in the evening from 6pm. Just as we were all smiling and lying my mum showed up and asked what prayer meeting and it had been announced for Sunday after church. We were all grounded and told to get books and read till late.
One person I could kill if I could get away with it
My brothers wife.
Moment I wish I could reverse
One day we were walking in Mombasa town with my brother. A man came and approached us. Having seen a lot of mischievous people in Nairobi who use that method to get quick cash we send him away without even listening. We were to meet our elder bro for lunch when we went where he was we were surprised that the man we send away was his close friend. Ashamed me and my bro sat still and just told him sorry but did not let elder bro know about it.
One B.A.D. thing I would really really like to do before I die….
Sleep with baby daddy's bro.
Cruelest thing I have ever done(so far)
When I was in high school forth form third term, the new head girl who was named made the headmistress punish us after she said we screamed following a black out. We spend four days out of class staging a sit in at the field. Finally the BOG and education officers came we cased and the next day were punished to carry 10 buckets of sand from the river.
I strategized with the crew. We took sand went to the dining hall when the form ones were cleaning the tables took all the left overs and added water to the mix and poured it on her bed when she was in for preps.
One thing I have ever done that I regret.
Not of I think of.
One thing I have ever done that was wrong but didn’t regret
See cruelest thing.
Best revenge I ever had
My Ex started dogging on me then the chic called me to ask who I was to him. I told her we meet and talk when we met she realized how hurt we both were and embarked on a mission to finish him. So one day he called and told me how he had missed me and asked me to go and see him. I knew the time was ripe so called on the other chic and we set our mission. When I arrived at his place I acted very normal wait till the time of getting mushy mushy the chic just stormed in and we both greeted each other like sisters then laughed at him and after few manenos we both left and went out. The chic felled for my brother only for my Ex to see them one day at a club having good time.
Worst fantasy
I fantasize bad things happening to people who have deeply wronged me. I fantasize that one gets knocked down by a car and die on the spot or meeting a thief who shoots them on the face. I fantasize them meeting the warlords who chop their hands and legs slowly by slowly.
Worst lie I ever told
My cousins and I wanted to go and watch the cinema mtaani and my father could not allow it. Especially at night. So because we were all choir members we said there was a special prayer meeting for youths in the evening from 6pm. Just as we were all smiling and lying my mum showed up and asked what prayer meeting and it had been announced for Sunday after church. We were all grounded and told to get books and read till late.
One person I could kill if I could get away with it
My brothers wife.
Moment I wish I could reverse
One day we were walking in Mombasa town with my brother. A man came and approached us. Having seen a lot of mischievous people in Nairobi who use that method to get quick cash we send him away without even listening. We were to meet our elder bro for lunch when we went where he was we were surprised that the man we send away was his close friend. Ashamed me and my bro sat still and just told him sorry but did not let elder bro know about it.
One B.A.D. thing I would really really like to do before I die….
Sleep with baby daddy's bro.
